By DANIEL "Paragraph Paragon" FINNEY and PAUL "Spreadsheet Sultan" RUSSELL
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Paul: Mad Men Season Finale Predictions
1. Bert Cooper comes back. Maybe Don has to do a little butt-kissing, but Bert softens a little.
2. We see Sal.
Dan: That would be nice. Sal gives up his body so they can have Lucky Strike back.
Paul: I think the tobacco slave ship has sailed
3. Their is a marriage proposal, but not Don-Faye. Peggy-weird filmmaker dude
4. There is a fissure with Pete and the in-laws. A Pete divorce, sets up Pete-Peggy next year. Pete has been kicked around by his own family these, then these in-laws. I think he stands up for himself. It would complete the Redemption of Pete.
5. The firm survives somehow, but I am not sure how.Bonus Prediction: Betty's husband has a secret Betty finds out about.
Dan: 1. Don proposes to Megan.
2. Pete lands a huge account, becomes a full partner.
3. The firm lands American Cancer Society, which is worth $25 million in annual billings due to Don's letter.
4. Roger dies.
5. Joan kept the baby.
Bonus prediction: Betty has cancer.
Paul: Wow. I like it. We can get a cancer poster with Betty on it. One side has her dazzling in the fur coat. The other has a hagged out, cancer-ridden Betty, specially portrayed by Sarah Jessica Parker.
